Imagine a collage of male body parts (of living men, that is — just now their whole selves), each with one of the following captions:
Your legs are too hairy. You should do something about that.
Your hair’s too thin. You should do something about that.
Your butt droops. You should do something about that.
You have no cheekbones. You should do something about that.
You have no hips. You should do something about that.
Your balls are lopsided. You should do something about that.
Smile.
Your butt’s too small. You should do something about that.
Your hair is too curly. You should do something about that.
Your ankles are too thick. You should do something about that.
Your hips are too broad. You should do something about that.
Your shoulders are too narrow. You should do something about that.
Smile.
Your butt’s too big. You should do something about that.
Your shoulders are too broad. You should do something about that.
Your balls are too hairy. You should do something about that.
Your hair is limp. You should do something about that.
Your legs have no shape. You should do something about that.
Smile.
Your toes are too fat. You should do something about that.
Your thighs are too thin. You should do something about that.
Your hair isn’t a good colour. You should do something about that.
Smile.
